704. Young muggleborn girls get nervous about having their periods for the first time while away at school. They worry about how many tampons/pads to bring, what happens if they run out, what do they do about cramps, will their Midol be confiscated? The older pureblood girls take them aside and teach them the various spells for dealing with all of that, and answer any other questions they may have while away from their mothers.
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”
What’s the definition of a will?
Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway
literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall
how did you throw your head it’s connected to you
Here’s the cool thing: Vigen points out that when we laugh at these correlations we are actually acting like scientists. He explains it better than I can in this video.
*tags one post NSFW*
ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU
I’m going to try this
does this mean you guys are gonna help me with my math homework
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.