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mugglebornheadcanon:

704. Young muggleborn girls get nervous about having their periods for the first time while away at school. They worry about how many tampons/pads to bring, what happens if they run out, what do they do about cramps, will their Midol be confiscated? The older pureblood girls take them aside and teach them the various spells for dealing with all of that, and answer any other questions they may have while away from their mothers.

(via thepacificrimjob)

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10 hours ago

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via thepacificrimjob)

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10 hours ago

meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

(via thebrownwizard)

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10 hours ago

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

(via thepacificrimjob)

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10 hours ago

skunkbear:

These are “spurious correlations" (created by Tyler Vigen) paired with a comic (by XKCD).

Here’s the cool thing: Vigen points out that when we laugh at these correlations we are actually acting like scientists. He explains it better than I can in this video.

(via arcticbonobos)

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10 hours ago

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

thatsonofamitch:

shugarskull:

*tags one post NSFW*

ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

I’m going to try this

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does this mean you guys are gonna help me with my math homework

(via misscin101)

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13 hours ago

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

(via thebrownwizard)

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13 hours ago

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

(via thepacificrimjob)

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